Reserved tickets are available in advance for all Theo Ubique Cabaret Theatre productions through our ticket service online or at 800.595.4849. Tickets can be purchased at the door the night of performance if seats are available. For general information about Theo Ubique and the current production, call the information line at 773.347.1109.

DOORS CLOSE PROMPTLY AT CURTAIN.  THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NO LATE SEATING.  Please arrive 15 minutes prior to curtain to ensure you get a seat.  Unclaimed tickets will be released to the wait list 10 minutes prior to curtain.  Unused tickets are forfeited without a refund. We will attempt to reschedule you for a later date based on availability and circumstances.  Contact with issues concerning unused tickets.

Dinner and Show Packages

Dinners are only available as prepaid dinner and show packages.  The dinner portion of the package is non-refundable if dinner is canceled by patron request or if patron arrives too late for dinner service.

Please select the vegetarian dinner and show package if you want the vegetarian menu.  Otherwise just select  the dinner and show package for the default menu.

For information about dinner or beverage service click here.

Advance dessert-only reservations have been discontinued, but select desserts may be available at the venue, subject to availability. Please check with the house manager when you arrive at The No Exit Cafe!

Directions and Parking

6970 N. Glenwood is located on the west side of the CTA Red Line tracks, between Morse and Lunt, in the Rogers Park neighborhood.

During production dates, free parking is available at the lot at the corner of Morse and Ravenswood. For more details click here.

The lot is serviced by the Lifeline Theatre free shuttle van, which will take you to the No Exit Café and back to the lot after the show ends. Limited street parking is available on Glenwood. Metered parking, also limited, is available on Morse.

When riding the CTA, take the Red Line to the Morse station. The No Exit Café is just around the corner on the west side of the tracks. Neighborhood Map